My Bulk-Up
First of all, I Bear-Bear feel the need to clarify something. I believe this piece of information to be incredibly obvious, something that nopony should doubt AT ALL. But haters are gonna hate, so I Bear-Bear must add a disclaimer. I was NOT weak before my bulk-up. I Bear-Bear have always had a body that other osos are deeply jealous of; they wish that their muscles bulged the way that those of me Bear-Bear do; they wish that they had my toned physique; they wish that ladies flocked to them like Cheesy to her mediocre loaf Cracker the way that they flock to me Bear-Bear. I Bear-Bear have always been an Adonis, a picture of peak male form. However, the fact remains that I Bear-Bear have bulked up even more. It occurred to me Bear-Bear, while I was watching superhero movies which feature that inferior "hunkybuffman" Chris Hemsworth who the ladies so admire for some unthinkable reason, that some people may find my level of swolness... attainable. Once this thought had ent...