Danger
To Whom It May Concern: There is a dangerous creature lurking in the shadows of the house. Its mouth cannot open and it cannot communicate without assistance. It has a certain, pungent smell to it, one which haunts those who catch a whiff of it for years to come. It has a strangely misshapen body, almost as though all of its mass is in its midriff region. It possesses no natural body strength; its arms have no muscle, nor do its legs. Its smile is dark and unchanging. It remains constant until the one looking upon it wonders if they have lost all of their sanity to the unwavering grin of this awful menace. It wears only a bow tie, a ribbon of blue and white. The rest of its horrifying brown body remains on display. Its fur is pressed down- almost matted- and it completely lacks any sense of style. But most terrifying are the eyes. The eyes are raven black. They bore into the very minds of those who look upon it. They are unblinking, ...