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Brady's Mom (Has Got It Going On)

Brady’s mom has got it going on Brady’s mom has got it going on  Brady’s mom has got it going on Brady’s mom has got it going on Brady, I'm glad to see you back from school (Back from school) Because you see, I need info from you (Info from you)  Is your mom back from her shopping trip? (Shopping trip) Or is she hanging out, at her mother ship? (Mother ship)  You know I’m not the silly bear that I used to be  I’m way more mature now Brady, can you not see? Brady’s mom has got it going on She is super hot And I think she is the bomb Brady, can you not see? She is just so smexy I know it might be wrong but  I am in love with Brady’s mom Brady’s mom has got it going on  Brady’s mom has got it going on Brady, do you recall when I took my tie off? (Took it off) Your mama screamed and I knew she was shocked (She was shocked) I could tell she liked me from the way she stared (The way she stared) And ...

HAPPY (BELATED) BIRTHDAY, LA NORA!!!!!!!!

You know what I Bear-Bear think? I Bear-Bear think that we as a society don't have enough appreciation for belated things. When we hear that something will happen after the set starting time, we become upset because the thing no longer fits our specific schedes. But I think it's absolutely LITTY to have something happen late! It gives you way more time to focus on the moment- the sparkly dark eyes of the oso before you, the softness of his glossy fur, the natural inflections and cadences of his deep, attractive voice... I hope that my belated post sets a new trend for doing everything late. So that is why I Bear-Bear have chosen to make this post late: in order to let La Nora focus on her special day before being swept away by the excitement of having a blog post made by me- Bear-Bear- in her honor. I have full comprehension of how incredible I am and how all-encompassing the hype of being recognized by me Bear-Bear must be. So it's actually really polite that I Bear-Be...