Be a Karen
oh, hi there illernets. i failed to see you there past my huge amounts of splendor and talent. i decided to bless you this night with another one of my genius lyrical achievements. honestly i'm starting to think i should start charging you for these; they're way too good to keep letting you illernets read them for free. anyways, this one is a parody of "paparazzi" by lady gaaa-gaaaaa. have fun reading this since it might be the last time you can do so for free. I am the king Of the van-making ring Need soccer moms, to help And by “help”, I mean do All of the work They must make all of m’vans Cardboard and tires And lots of hot glue With minimal fires Kinda ghetto, it’s true But it’s functional Come be in my arsenal There’s no other option Here’s my biggest van, Oh yes, it is you I’m scarin’ Be a, be a Karen Yes I'm sellin' yoga pants And I can see you're starin' Be a, be a Karen I'll shove you in the trunk Why would you ask that? No, I am not ...