It's Me, Bear-Bear

Hoy es a very special day! ES EL CUMPLEANOS DE NOR!! Nor is my mejor amigo. We are thicker than my biceps (very thick), closer than my lips to those of a lady I admire (again, very close), and tighter than Abigail's bota clenches while she rides the Space Mountain at Disney World (do I Bear-Bear even need to specify the tightness of that particular item?). Anyways, the point is today is a day to be celebrating. El Nor es muy especial. Happy day of emergence, Nor! xoxo, Bear-Bear Your bestie Ya pal Tu amigo Yo home-dog Y'all's buddy

I sit. I sit, and I stare at my computer screen as if in a trance. My deep black ojos trace the words on my device with a blank gaze. My mouth hangs open, similarly to the door of my heart since Cheesy SLAMMED it open without a single care for my feeling. The organ beats more slowly now, almost as though it can no longer function after this treacherous backstabbing. My child. My angel.  I Bear-Bear poured countless hours into feeding her, raising her, loving her, only to find that she would leave me Bear-Bear at the drop of a hat. A single tear slides down my cheek, wetting the fabric and seeping through it to the stuffing. As I sit, I Bear-Bear remember when I brought her home from the hospital. She was so tiny and delicate, a little purple bundle with perfect hand-grabbing paws and ojo-poking fingers. She would stare up at me Bear-Bear with her deep, slightly psychopathic blue eyes and reach towards me. We would sit together in the middle of the night, just me Bear-Bear and...

ATTENTION EVERYPONY PLEASE READ & CONSIDER THE FOLLOWING CAREFULLY I Bear-Bear have a beautiful dot-her named Cheesy. She is a lovely, sweet, docile, polite, well-behaved little purple mouse-kangaroo-hybrid. Cheesy is basically an angel who would never dream of doing anything wrong. Her moral compass is fine-tuned. However, her GHASTLY, HIDEOUS, DISGUSTING siblings realized that Cheesy was far better than them, and they were jealous. So they tricked her into trying to kill them like twelve times.  Yes, it's on video. And yes, Cheesy cackles maniacally as she pulls a level to release an anvil onto their heads. And yes, she stomps her feet and has a temper tantrum when they escape from under the anvil. But I Bear-Bear know that my perfect dot-her is INNOCENT!!! However, the police are not nearly as intelligent as I Bear-Bear am (though who is? lol y'all stupid). So they, with their small minds, actually believed that Cheesy tried to kill her siblings!! They sent her to ...