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A Key

It has occurred to me Bear-Bear that some of the more basic hoomans may not understand the way that I Bear-Bear speak. I have many names for the members of my household, so it could be confusing for an Outsider. Considering that I Bear-Bear am basically internet famous, I figured I should create this key to clear things up. I have translated names and phrases from my superior dialect into Normie Speak. Thank me later. La Nora/La Senora/Mrs. Bradley's Mom/Spiciest Lady- Sherry Wight El Nor/El Senor/Mr. Bradley's Father/My Competition- Adam Wight Uncle/Uncle my Hunkle/Uncle Eye-Sack- Isaac Wight Bradley/Brad/Ex-Father/Braden- Brady Wight Abigail- Abigail Wight I Bear-Bear- Me Bear-Bear My Nemesis/My Enemy/The Hated One/Wannabe- Blob My Ex-Wife/Mother of Cheesy- Little Ann My Angel/My Beloved/My Darling/My Sweetheart/The Precious One- Cheesy (my dot-her) Dot-her- Daughter Soon- Son Fat-her- Father Moth-her/Mootar- Mother Hoomans- Humans I loaf you- I ...

UNCLE MY HUNKLE, HAPPY DAY OF EMERGENCE!

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Uncle! Today my hunky, wonderful, loafly, divine Uncle Eye-Sack turns eleven years old!! He is a very elderly man now. Good job growing, Uncle. Thank you for always sniffing my bota when I ask you to and for letting me Bear-Bear stroke your face with my foot. I loaf you! Love, Me Bear-Bear (Your best, favorite, most amazing and attractive nephew) two spicy boys