It's Me, Bear-Bear

woke up and found that brad had rolled over on top of me in his sleep for the third time in a row contemplated disowning him  decided to keep him for now waited for brad to wake up watched as brad left the room without me, again lay in bed and thought about the soccer mom problem  wondered where I bear-bear was going to find 109.1 extra square feet per soccer mom left brad's room exited the homestead sprinted along the streets on powerful legs got hit by a car continued to sprint along the streets on powerful legs  entered the woods at 56°45'N, 133°0'W got a call from karen found out from karen that one of the soccer moms has contracted covid-19 this is a problem because all of the soccer moms in this area report to the same workplace, where (as mentioned in my previous post) they have two square feet to themselves it takes about one day to two weeks for symptoms of covid-19 to show up while it may seem on the outside that no other soccer moms hav...

woke up and found that brad had rolled over on top of me in his sleep couldn't feel my leg because it was pinned under my neck waited for brad to wake up tried to avoid a trail of spittle coming from his mouth towards my eye failed watched brad wake up and leave the room he did not notice my spittle issue got out of the bed regained feeling in my leg through a series of brazillian-style jiu jitsu warm-ups went to abigail's room told theodore the reason everyone was staying in their houses now was because they did not want to risk the horror of running into him in public told theodore to stop crying before abigail woke up asked theodore why he can't take a joke felt disgusted by my own gene pool left abigail's room called my soccer moms at their base found out from karen about the "six feet apart" social distancing thing this is a problem because up until now each soccer mom has had four square feet of personal space when sleeping, tw...