It's Me, Bear-Bear

hello internet. rejoice! for i bear-bear have returned. today i wanted to bring you another one of my top-tier songs. this one tells the story of a super sad and tragically real conversation i bear-bear had with el nor one time. i bear-bear will always remember the devastation on nor's face when he realized he would have to compete with such a swaggy, chivalrous, suave, chill, stupendous, chick-magnet-y, special hunk as myself for the heart of la nora. out of respect for that deep and personal pain, i bear-bear have converted our discussion into a ballad which el nor and i can sing to bring him ever closer to acceptance. this one is to the tune of "for the first time in forever (reprise)" from frozen. i hope everypony finds it loafly and tasteful. [BEAR-BEAR, spoken] I have glad tidings Nor, I bring good news! I am pursuing a lady! And she is really cool (sung) Among diamonds she would be a precious jewel And I must acquire this lady She is a stone-cold ten I really must ...

hola illernets! i know it has been some time since i bear-bear have blessed you with a new song, but consider this a precious, priceless gift. it is a worthy occasion, after all--the birthday of my hunka!! i wrote him this song in celebration of his day of emergence. it is a parody of a rather niche little diddy called the "st ar-spangled banner". if you need to google to make sure you get the tune right, it is okay. i bear-bear do not blame you, and i judge you as little as possible. but enjoy, hunka!!! feliz cumplea ñ os!! O slayness is he, that stupendous delight Who is epic and strong, and an excellent hunka His tall height and big arms, show his wonderful might And remind me of me, truly we are among the Powerfulest of guys, with swag reaching the skies, That cannot be matched, no matter how hard they try O slay is that hunka with jawline like stone He is awesome like me; him I’ll never disown!