O Cheesy My Cheesy

     O Cheesy, my beautiful daughter. You are so lovely. I miss you deeply and with a passion. The police can claim that you had malicious intent toward your siblings as much as they wish, but I know that you are innocent.

     I miss you, Cheesy. You are my best dot and I loaf you way more than the others. I also loaf you more than my soons. I loaf you more than all of the chillens. I want the government to allow you out of prison, but they refuse. It is not fair, my dot.

     Cheesy, come back please. My prettiest, best, greatest, beautifulest, amazingest child. I miss your purple fur and your strange obsession with cheese. But I would buy you all of the cheese if you returned to me Bear-Bear your fat-her.

     I loaf you, Cheesy. Please return.

Loaf,
Oso-Oso
Tu padre

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  1. AdamNovember 12, 2018 at 10:21 AM

    Bear-Bear, I worry that by telling Cheesey that she is better than all the others you encouraged her down a dark path of siblicide. I feel like you are not a very good parent to your other children.

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