Danger

To Whom It May Concern:

There is a dangerous creature lurking in the shadows of the house. 

Its mouth cannot open and it cannot communicate without assistance. It has a certain, pungent smell to it, one which haunts those who catch a whiff of it for years to come. It has a strangely misshapen body, almost as though all of its mass is in its midriff region. It possesses no natural body strength; its arms have no muscle, nor do its legs. 

Its smile is dark and unchanging. It remains constant until the one looking upon it wonders if they have lost all of their sanity to the unwavering grin of this awful menace. 

It wears only a bow tie, a ribbon of blue and white. The rest of its horrifying brown body remains on display. Its fur is pressed down- almost matted- and it completely lacks any sense of style. 

But most terrifying are the eyes. 

The eyes are raven black. They bore into the very minds of those who look upon it. They are unblinking, ever staring, never turning away. Once you look into these eyes, you may not be able to escape. They will suck you into their churning depths, their whirlpool of despair, until you find that you cannot recover. 

It is undoubtedly a predator. It preys on innocents, those who cannot repel its advancing paws no matter how hard they may try. Their pleas fall on deaf fabric ears.

I will not say its name, though each of you may (devastatingly) already be acquainted with it and know of what I am speaking. 

I bid you run from the creature. If you are unfortunate enough to meet the terrible being I have described above, flee. Do not take any chances. 

You must save yourselves.