Quarantine Diary: Day 3


  • woke up and found that brad had rolled over on top of me in his sleep for the third time in a row
    • contemplated disowning him 
    • decided to keep him for now
  • waited for brad to wake up
  • watched as brad left the room without me, again
  • lay in bed and thought about the soccer mom problem 
    • wondered where I bear-bear was going to find 109.1 extra square feet per soccer mom
  • left brad's room
  • exited the homestead
  • sprinted along the streets on powerful legs
  • got hit by a car
  • continued to sprint along the streets on powerful legs 
  • entered the woods at 56°45'N, 133°0'W
  • got a call from karen
  • found out from karen that one of the soccer moms has contracted covid-19
    • this is a problem because all of the soccer moms in this area report to the same workplace, where (as mentioned in my previous post) they have two square feet to themselves
    • it takes about one day to two weeks for symptoms of covid-19 to show up
      • while it may seem on the outside that no other soccer moms have covid-19, I bear-bear realistically will not know for sure for at least two weeks
    • also, a big symptom of covid-19 is sneezing or coughing, which is a big enabler of covid-19
      • the good news is that you are probably safe from this if you keep six feet between yourself and the cougher
      • the bad news is that I bear-bear never did anything about the social distancing thing, so all of the soccer moms have been working elbow to elbow with their two square feet of personal space this whole time 
        • now more than ever it becomes important that I bear-bear comply with proper quarantine guidelines to prevent greater spread of covid-19 among the soccer moms 
    • I bear-bear still do not have over 100 extra square feet per soccer mom
  • hung up on karen 
  • sprinted along the streets on powerful legs
  • got chased by a large black dog 
    • growled at the dog
    • got attacked by the dog
    • regretted growling at the dog
  • returned to the homestead
  • removed my bow tie 
  • sat under a blanket and waited for la nora to sit down
  • watched through a fold in the blanket as la nora sat down and put her feet near me bear-bear
    • smiled
  • got a call from karen
    • told karen that I bear-bear had not come up with any solutions related to the quarantine 
    • told karen that she needs to stop pressuring me bear-bear
  • hung up on karen
  • went to bed with brad
  • watched him sleep
  • wondered what to do about the soccer moms
    • decided that since I have been working so hard lately, I deserve a break from thinking about things like that
  • thought about chickens eating popcorn

Comments

  1. AdamJuly 16, 2020 at 7:09 PM

    It is interesting that in all of this the only thing that you regretted was growling at the dog.

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