It's Me, Bear-Bear

hey illernets. recently i bear-bear have been feeling a lot of rage towards a certain hooman in my home whose name sounds kind of like rabidsnail. so naturally i did what anybody would do and slapped her. after that i wrote this parody of "miss me more" by kelsea ballerini. please enjoy my genius as you read on. Before you I lay on the ground as Brady played video games I didn't get to play along And being left out felt so wrong I figured nothing could be worse, but now I find I stand corrected 'Cause you came 'round, stupid Because you came 'round I thought I'd be glad (to get off it) I thought I'd feel joy (to be lifted) I thought I'd missed hugs I thought I'd missed hugs But I miss the floor I miss the carpet, with its fuzzy balls I miss the floor Miss the time before you became involved I thought lying there sucked, I thought nothing was worse Than sitting there by myself, but then I met you Yeah, I thought the ground...

hola illernet. this parody was written by me bear-bear to communicate how i feel about my changing relationchip with bradley. in case it is unclear, the original song was "when i was your man" by bruno mars. now please enjoy my lyrical gift Same bed but it feels just a little bit smaller now You hold me tight in your arms but it don't feel the same When you wake up you leave me, lying there with my spirits down Because when you are awake you just say his name It all just sounds like "Chu-u-ub-bi-corn~" Oh, too young, too dumb to realize That I should cuddled you close And not complained Should have said that we were good bros Called you by your name Take you to every GameStop 'cause all you wanted to do was game Now my Brady's gaming But he's gaming with a different fave His fluff, his pinkness, his chub, and his one-word ways Brought a blob-shape-lover like you into his short arms Now I never, ever get to come on downstairs to...