When I Was Your Fave
hola illernet. this parody was written by me bear-bear to communicate how i feel about my changing relationchip with bradley. in case it is unclear, the original song was "when i was your man" by bruno mars. now please enjoy my lyrical gift
Same bed but it feels just a little bit smaller now
You hold me tight in your arms but it don't feel the same
When you wake up you leave me, lying there with my spirits down
Because when you are awake you just say his name
It all just sounds like "Chu-u-ub-bi-corn~"
Oh, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should cuddled you close
And not complained
Should have said that we were good bros
Called you by your name
Take you to every GameStop 'cause all you wanted to do was game
Now my Brady's gaming
But he's gaming with a different fave
His fluff, his pinkness, his chub, and his one-word ways
Brought a blob-shape-lover like you into his short arms
Now I never, ever get to come on downstairs to play, oh
And I kinda miss your toddlerific yarns
It all just sounds like "Chu-u-ub-bi-corn~"
Oh, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have cuddled you close
And not complained
Should have said that we were good bros
Called you by your name
Take you to every GameStop 'cause all you wanted to do was game
Now my Brady's gaming
But he's gaming with a different fave
And I feel pain
When in my brain I think that we're not close anymore
Oh, you leave me alone on your bed
And you take your unicorn downstairs instead
But Brady, here's how I feel
I hope he cuddles you close
I hope he don't complain
I hope he says you are bros
Calls you by your name
Take you to every GameStop
'Cause I remember how much you loved to game
Do all the things I should've done
When I was your fave
Do all the things I should've done
When I was your fave
Same bed but it feels just a little bit smaller now
You hold me tight in your arms but it don't feel the same
When you wake up you leave me, lying there with my spirits down
Because when you are awake you just say his name
It all just sounds like "Chu-u-ub-bi-corn~"
Oh, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should cuddled you close
And not complained
Should have said that we were good bros
Called you by your name
Take you to every GameStop 'cause all you wanted to do was game
Now my Brady's gaming
But he's gaming with a different fave
His fluff, his pinkness, his chub, and his one-word ways
Brought a blob-shape-lover like you into his short arms
Now I never, ever get to come on downstairs to play, oh
And I kinda miss your toddlerific yarns
It all just sounds like "Chu-u-ub-bi-corn~"
Oh, too young, too dumb to realize
That I should have cuddled you close
And not complained
Should have said that we were good bros
Called you by your name
Take you to every GameStop 'cause all you wanted to do was game
Now my Brady's gaming
But he's gaming with a different fave
And I feel pain
When in my brain I think that we're not close anymore
Oh, you leave me alone on your bed
And you take your unicorn downstairs instead
But Brady, here's how I feel
I hope he cuddles you close
I hope he don't complain
I hope he says you are bros
Calls you by your name
Take you to every GameStop
'Cause I remember how much you loved to game
Do all the things I should've done
When I was your fave
Do all the things I should've done
When I was your fave
It feels like an important thing that should have been acknowledged in this shifting relationship is the role that Abigail played in this by stealing you Bear Bear.
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