HAPPY BIRTHDAY, SENOR

 Nor, 

HAPPY BIRHDAY!! 

I never wished you on here on your actual birthday, so I figured why not do it now? 

Have fun being forty two. I Bear-Bear have a feeling it will be a great year for you. 

Love, 
Me Bear-Bear (The Superior)

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  1. AdamSeptember 29, 2020 at 6:58 PM

    I have a few observations.

    1) "Why not now" could include the fact that it's more than half a year since my actual birthday. I'm closer to the next one than I am to the one you're referencing.
    2) If, with the benefit of actual knowledge on how 2020 has unfolded, you "have a feeling that it will be a great year", you are confused.
    3) Having said that, every day with La Nora, Abigail, Isaac and Brady is a precious treasure and I'm lucky for each such day.

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