Shape of Chub

hey illernets, and happy birthday nora!! now before i introduce this song to you i would like to clarify that the lyrics are NOT true, it's a JOKE, i bear-bear am COMPLETELY SATISFIED with my body and know that it is ENTIRELY SUPERIOR to that of chub!! i only wrote this song to be funny!! it is not serious and if you say it is i will block you


anyway, this is shape of chub, which is a parody of edward sheeran's shape of you. again, this is NOT SERIOUS and anyone who claims it is will be BLOCKED.


The girl spilled some sticky glue on me Bear-Bear 

So to Walmart they all go

They said they’d get Brad something to make it better 

How they’ll do that, I don’t know

I think they’re gonna come back with glue remover

But it’s nothing of that type

He’s so pink, large, and round in the bottom

And even I’m impressed, it’s got me thinking that


Wow I admire his chub

His chub is endless, I wish that it was me

Who was so chubby

Thicc in the bottom, like Glori

A, from Madagascar

That hippo sure had an excellent booty

She was so chubby

I, I wish that it was me 


I’m in love with the shape of Chub 

He’s got a massive magnitude 

His shake’s so big all he does is scoot

‘Cause his legs won’t touch the ground

We sleep in the same bedroom

I hardly fit ‘cause he’s so huge,

Half the bed is taken up by just his boot

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

Half the bed is taken up just by his boot

I’m in love with the shape of Chub


Time passes and he keeps getting thiccer

As his head sinks to his bum

He gets smaller but impossibly wider

And his stuffing avalanches his tum 

When he dances his shake becomes a force of nature

And I feel like I have to run

Thought that I was wide myself, but I feel just like an elf

When I see Chub’s massive buns, it’s got me thinking that 


Wow I admire his chub

His chub is endless, I wish that it was me

Who was so chubby

Thicc in the bottom, like Glori

A, from Madagascar

That hippo sure had an excellent booty

She was so chubby

I, I wish that it was me


I’m in love with the shape of Chub 

He’s got a massive magnitude 

His shake’s so big all he does is scoot

‘Cause his legs won’t touch the ground

We sleep in the same bedroom

I hardly fit ‘cause he is so huge,

Half the bed is taken up by just his boot

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc, he’s thicc)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

Half the bed is taken up just by his boot

I’m in love with the shape of Chub


How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is

How is he so chubby, how is-


I’m in love with the shape of Chub 

He’s got a massive magnitude 

His shake’s so big all he does is scoot

‘Cause his legs won’t touch the ground

We sleep in the same bedroom

I hardly fit ‘cause he’s so huge,

Half the bed is taken up by just his boot

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(How is he so chubby, how is, how is he so chubby, how is)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(How is he so chubby, how is, how is he so chubby, how is)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

(How is he so chubby, how is, how is he so chubby, how is)

I wish I had Chub’s thiccness

Half the bed is taken up just by his boot

I’m in love with the shape of Chub


Comments

  1. AdamJanuary 12, 2022 at 9:44 AM

    I don't think you know how to block me.

    ReplyDelete
  2. AdamJanuary 12, 2022 at 9:45 AM

    Also, you are a genius. So glad that all your works are so perceptive and honest.

    ReplyDelete

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